Throw back.

I made throw back south beach quiche cups tonight after the gym...I added extras (of course) so mine have egg whites, orange peppers, diced white onion, low fat cheese, spinach and hot sauce <3

The gym went well...thought it was gonna be zumba but was disappointed. Im currently trying to quell my fear of presenting in front of 230 people tomorrow by cooking healthy yumminess. I chose this over getting drunk simply because I did not want a hangover...not a bad choice if you ask me!

Today was uneventful except for the making of 500 copies for the aforementioned training...but it was handled and I hit the gym and came home. Was a little baffled as to why the Kroger employees didn't know where the egg substitute was, but whatevs. Now my apt smells like garlic...cuz I also cooked my mama's famous mushrooms. Thinking about making them for the vegans this weekend (little bro and sis in law) we shall see!

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Whack.

So I was just sitting here thinking about a few things: first - who is the sadistic individual who decided that 8:30am was a good time to report to work? Im a sleeper-in so I definitely hate hearing my alarm go off. Im pretty sure nothing bad would happen if we all went in at say 10 instead of 8:30. Move over, presidential candidates...I can make real shit happen. Im too tired for all this nonsense. The saying "the early bird catches the worm" is irrelevant to me for these reasons: worms are kinda icky and im not primitive and in need of digging in the ground for a snack...so let me sleep in.

Next up is the topic of allowing habitual heart breakers to keep doing the same shit to you over and over again. Really? Know the saying "hurt me once, shame on you....hurt me twice, shame on me?" How about this for a new outlook: "hurt me once and there wont be a chance for 'shame on me'". What exactly do you think happened since the last time they pulled this nonsense? Some kind of come to jesus talk? I'll tell ya what happened: they just got better at it because they practiced the aforementioned heart break on others before asking for you back. ***NO, devil ex has not asked me to get back with her, this is just a general bitch session*** maybe I should stop checking status updates so early? Maybe? Maybe we shouldn't have to work so early and I wouldn't be tempted to do so...put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Gym.

So...this will probably be the first of many rants about the gym...but honestly, folks....stop checking yourself out in the mirrors...please? Also, im unsure why I feel so nervous and self conscious when I go to the gym alone...like anyone would judge me for working out? Maybe since im the biggest one there? Gym time seems to have become an excuse to wear club like clothes for most...I go in my pj's...no really, I do...and I don't really care that I don't look ready for sports illustrated (ok, maybe I kinda do). Anyway im glad I went today even if holly couldn't join me. Makes me feel like I accomplished something...sure wish I had a glass of wine right now.

Kara.

Thank you to my wonderful first follower and neighbor, Kara. Her blog: oncetherewasatree-kara.blogspot.com is pretty rad - not to mention that she gives me lots of support and love and laughs and is currently the member of my first youtube sensation...which is (hopefully) gonna go viral any day now...how exciting is that? Here's the link in case you missed it here's Kara's awesome ass on the roof top deck during the hurricane. What a great friend - I guess moving to the scary Manchester part of the city isn't so bad after all <3

First.

I started this blog for the sole purpose of verbally throwing up about all of the things in this world that either inspire me, annoy me, break me down or otherwise make me feel some type of way. Most of the time I babble on my facebook statuses - but never felt like there was enough room for me to exaggerate on the small amount of characters that the status updates allowed me to do.

A little introduction about me, I guess: I'm 30 years old, hold a Master's Degree in Counseling and work in an inner-city school system. I am gay, and I also have a great girlfriend and the best dog on earth (the two are not related - they're just both wonderful). I've worked with kids with special needs for 11 years and have a strange desire to pursue culinary school in the near future. I am also a photographer who enjoys making others smile through my pictures. I also enjoy partying, dancing, long walks on the beach and all that other unnecessary bull shit that people write about themselves.

Having said all of that - I am currently very excited to see all these ridiculous Republicans popping up all over the place. The two most interesting being: Christine O'Donnell and Michelle Bachman. I am mostly intrigued by Bachman's most recent statement that these natural disasters we have experienced recently are done in order to gain the attention of politicians. Is this bitch nuts, or what? Also, Christine O'Donnell's not a witch - just in case you missed that. These women make me embarrassed to be a woman myself (I've also said the same about Sarah Palin - but she's keeping her trap shut for now...thank goodness) and very much make me want to leave the great and wonderful country that we reside in.

In addition, Eric Cantor is a mega douchebag and I'm unsure as to who even elected this fool. (Don't worry, not all blogs will be political in nature...I'm just feeling antsy to bitch about idiots right now).

In other news - I don't generally care for, or follow pop culture unless I see something strange on tv or the girlfriend brings something up...but what in the HELL was happening at the VMA's this weekend? I mean - when did it become a pre-requisite to dress in the most foolish manner possible in order to attend? Take, for instance, Nicki Minaj: how in the hell did she sit down on Sunday? Her dress looked like an industrial version of a venus fly trap (nothing I'd like to sit on, anyway) and she had on a hospital mask...which coordinated with her outfit...was she afraid Katy Perry was going to breathe on her the wrong way and make her music worse than it already is? (not that I'm confident that would be possible, buuuuut...). Lady Gaga looked relatively hot as a man - her alter ego is far better than that of Beyonce (aka Sasha Fierce)..who really did not need to steal the show by showing her baby bump. Ok, wow...that paragraph made me feel like a lesbian version of Perez Hilton...ha.